![]() Once you’re in, grab the cam and quickly record a bunch of “hand-over-fisheye” clips behind unmade trick attempts. Wait until they’re off taking a piss or drunkenly chatting about Bill Strobeck to snag their camera bag. Has your filmer botched an angle, or slept through an important session lately? If so, here’s the perfect time to get them back. Not only are you pranking the homie, but you’ll be making money off sales too. I’m talking T-shirts, boards, stickers, everything. Go ahead and slap that image on all forms of merch. If you run into the family photo albums, flick through until you find the perfect embarrassing childhood photo of your homie. While I won’t encourage you to ruin family history, I will encourage you to pop around some closets and storage spaces at your next party. There’s this joke from a John Mulaney stand-up special where he describes a friend who would steal antique family photos from parties because it’s “the one thing you can’t replace.” As messed up as this is, I can’t help but die laughing every time I hear the joke. Snicker in silence as people go to throw down their boards at the end of the night and eat shit. Match a Thunder Lo with a loosey-goosey Ace or a Venture with a classic, heavy-ass Indy. ![]() Take advantage of this dated system by switching around all the trucks on your homie’s boards while they’re busy at the bar. You really expect a bunch of drunk skaters to “check in their board” and keep track of a little numbered ticket? Hell, half of them won’t be able to find their lighter or ID by the end of the night. I’ve always found the skateboard coat check to be one of the funniest aspects of a large skate event. Remember in Yeah, Right! when Eric Koston went berserk on that dude for breaking into his car and stealing his wallet? Something about the whole interaction is so funny to me, so at your next party go ahead and sneak your wallet into someone’s pocket and then channel your inner Koston on ’em.īonus points if you grab them by the shirt and say “You fucking son of a bitch,” or any other goofy Koston-related quip. Some might get you shunned, some might get you punched, but all will be sure to liven the night’s mood. Some real Dennis the Menace-inspired tomfoolery.īasically, what I’m trying to say is, I came up with a few HILARIOUS party pranks for you to try at your next social gathering. Instead, you think to yourself: Why not spice up the night with a little prank? You know, a little goodhearted hijinx. It’s too early to leave, and the chance of joining the blunt rotation and greening out is too much for you to handle. “What’s your favorite Wes Anderson movie?” ![]() Ooooo, exciting! You’ve smoked half a pack of Marlboros, are clutching a lukewarm beer trying your best to pace yourself (all your friends still rip on you for the last time you blacked out), and have struck out with all your usual conversation starters, i.e.
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